Duct tape is the answer. I could easily end the statement there. Why? Because Duct tape, that’s why. Also, grab an axe, even after extended use, an axe can be used as a pretty decent club during the zombie apocalypse. Also, Costco and Parkour, these are a must, so go grab ten boxes of cereal and learn how to climb up the sides of buildings.
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