Pirate Laws

So ye want to join the ranks of piratehood, do ye?
Well, there be a few laws ye will obey, then..
Today’s FamilyFirst pick is called Pirate Laws. The code of piratehood is summed up with 70 individual statutes.
Would ye like to hear a few? Arrrrr…
Pirates shall always wear boots, except in the case of a peg leg. Then one boot is acceptable. Flip-flops are right out.
No pirate shall ever wear a “fanny pack”.

A pirate does not “go shopping”. Unless by “shopping”, you mean “killing”.
Under no circumstances is a comb-over an acceptable pirate hairdo. (ed. note: or an acceptable hairdo for ANYONE!)
Pirates do not wear eyeglasses or bifocals unless they are looking at a treasure map, and even then they are allowed only a monacle. Any comments about “Mr. Peanut” while wearing the monacle are prohibited.
Do ye get the point? There be a bunch more pirate laws for your viewing pleasure.
http://www.piratelaws.com/