The Ultimate Rejection Letter

So you’re looking for a job. So it’s not going well. So you’re starting to get seriously depresed.
Hey, we all feel your pain.
Many of us have ad to go through the rigors of trying to land a job. It ain’t pleasant.
So what is the revenge of the passed-over-job seeker?

Well, it’s today’s FamilyFirst pick. It’s called The Ultimate Rejection Letter.
Sorry, but your offer of rejection is simply unacceptable. Nothing personal, mind you, but this just isn’t going to work out.
Enjoy.
http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/reject.html